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تعدادی مرد در رخت كن یك باشگاه گلف هستند،موبایل یكی از آنها زنگ می زند،مردی گوشی را بر میدارد و روی اسپیكر می گذارد و شروع به صحبت می كند،همه ساكت می شوند و به گفتگوی او با طرف مقابل گوش می دهند.
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زن: می دونی از كنار نمایشگاه ماشین هم كه رد می شدم دیدم اون مرسدس بنزی كه خیلی دوست داشتم رو واسه فروش آوردن خیلی دلم میخواد یكی از اون ها رو داشته باشم.

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